NEWS FLASH…
This just in…
Even the Muppets are taking potshots at Broadway…
Now, that’s entertainment…
In other stories…
UFO Sightings are on the Rise in Argentina (Well… CHUH…!!!)
Murder of Crows Gets Into a Turf War With Police (One officer is quoted as likening the crows to ‘velociraptors‘…)
Fish Live in Fear of Deadly Jellyfish Poop (Oh, right, like they’re the only ones…)
NSA Declassifies a 200 Year Old Book (Dude, it’s been available on Google for a year and a half…)
English City Admits it’s Woefully Underprepared for a Zombie Attack (Your tax dollars not at work…)
These and many more vital, and vitally important, news stories can be found
Annnnddddddddd…
The Federal Bureau of Investigation is giving significant new powers to its roughly 14,000 agents, allowing them more leeway to search databases, go through household trash or use surveillance teams to scrutinize the lives of people who have attracted their attention.
This is from a front page article in yesterdays’ New York Times…
The full article can be found here:
http://www.nytimes.com/2011/06/13/us/13fbi.html
Seems it’s business as usual…
