An Appreciation
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One of my personal favorites…

“I love deadlines. I love the whooshing noise they make as they go by.”

“The Guide says there is an art to flying”, said Ford, “or rather a knack. The knack lies in learning how to throw yourself at the ground and miss.”

“Don’t Panic.”

“A learning experience is one of those things that says, ‘You know that thing you just did? Don’t do that.”

“Ford!” he said, “there’s an infinite number of monkeys outside who want to talk to us about this script for Hamlet they’ve worked out.”

“The major problem—one of the major problems, for there are several—one of the many major problems with governing people is that of whom you get to do it; or rather of who manages to get people to let them do it to them.
To summarize: it is a well-known fact that those people who must want to rule people are, ipso facto, those least suited to do it.
To summarize the summary: anyone who is capable of getting themselves made President should on no account be allowed to do the job.”

“It can hardly be a coincidence that no language on earth has ever produced the expression, ‘As pretty as an airport.”

“So long, and thanks for all the fish.”

“I think fish is nice, but then I think that rain is wet, so who am I to judge?”

“Life… is like a grapefruit. Well, it’s sort of orangey-yellow and dimpled on the outside, wet and squidgy in the middle. It’s got pips inside, too. Oh, and some people have half a one for breakfast.”

“Ahenny (adj.) – The way people stand when examining other people’s bookshelves.”

“In the end, it was the Sunday afternoons he couldn’t cope with, and that terrible listlessness which starts to set in at about 2:55, when you know that you’ve had all the baths you can usefully have that day, that however hard you stare at any given paragraph in the papers you will never actually read it, or use the revolutionary new pruning technique it describes, and that as you stare at the clock the hands will move relentlessly on to four o’clock, and you will enter the long dark teatime of the soul.”

 

Douglas Adams – whose birthday we remember on this date.

 

Photo found here.

 

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