It’s International Talk Like a Pirate Day…
Unless you already are a pirate.
Then, it’s just another day for you.
Except that every person on the bloody planet is trying their bloody best to imitate you.
Probably quite poorly, when you come right down to it.
Me, I got no time today.
Which is really rather boring, as I generally try to salt up the language about as much as anyone each September the 19th (where the h∑¬¬ has September gone, already…?).
Alas and alack, tis not to be this year.
So I’ll leave ye with a wee bit o’ the Cap’n Jack Sparrow.
(Apparently, I’ve aimed for Pirate, and veered wildly off into Irish…)
Image found here.