… in triplicate, with a number 3.14159265359 pencil.
Form must be handed in on the 1st and 3rd Tuesdays in February, after the next millennium.
Forms will be folded, spindled, lost, found once more, lost again and incinerated, at which point they shall be deemed to have been improperly submitted, for any reason whatsoever, at which subsequent point the application process must be restarted from the beginning.
Anyone wishing to complain about the supposed heinously unfair level of immunity that we enjoy (and paid for), should come pay us a visit at our Washington DC headquarters, located at:
Washington, DC 20003
Alternatively, they can visit us at our member services department, located at:
11250 Waples Mill Road
Fairfax, VA 22030
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