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Please fill out the following NRA form…

… in triplicate, with a number 3.14159265359 pencil.
Form must be handed in on the 1st and 3rd Tuesdays in February, after the next millennium.
Plus one.
Forms will be folded, spindled, lost, found once more, lost again and incinerated, at which point they shall be deemed to have been improperly submitted, for any reason whatsoever, at which subsequent point the application process must be restarted from the beginning.

Anyone wishing to complain about the supposed heinously unfair level of immunity that we enjoy (and paid for), should come pay us a visit at our Washington DC headquarters, located at:

410 First St. SE, #2
Washington, DC 20003
(202) 651-2560

Alternatively, they can visit us at our member services department, located at:

11250 Waples Mill Road
Fairfax, VA 22030
877-NRA-2000
 

No guns allowed!*

 

 

 

*True fact.

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  1. I am so tired of and outraged by these shootings. Ordinary people like I am have to make time in our lives to work for a solution. We certainly can’t depend on our legislators to take care of the problem. We can’t just go back to normal as in the past. Shame on us especially after the Sandy Hook massacre. Are we that pitiful as a nation that we look the other way while innocent people are being killed almost daily in mass shootings?

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