Hey there, boys and girls…
Do you know what time it is…?
Oh dear God NO!!!
Things like that are why I had to give up a career in the music business.
No, it’s Pie Day… also known as π day, for short.
If you need to ask why, then you’re not paying attention.
It’s things like that forced me to abandon a promising career as a glazier.
No, it’s the day when math nerds around the world get their geek on.
Which usually encompasses, among other things, lots and lots of plaid.
Unless you’re Scottish. And wearing a kilt.
Things like that are what made me give up on parades…
Seriously… you should’ve seen the Halloween Parade in NYC.
Well, as it existed some 30 years ago, or so, anyway.
You’d swear off all parades to!
Then there’s the inevitable cartoons.
Because – let’s face it – if you spend all your time alone in a room drawing short scenarios of questionable artistic and comedic merit… and you’re NOT a geek…
Things like that are why I had to give up talking to inanimate objects.
Like myself, mostly.
I swear, some days it’s all I can do to animate anything.
And I think most, if not all of you already knew this about me.
Otherwise, why do you keep coming back?
No… no, no, no…
Yep… I find cartoons like this rather amusing.
And cartoons like these are why I spend each and every π day, of each and every year, by myself.
So terribly alone…