So… Today is the Feast of the Saints John and Paul. Don’t ask me which John, or which Paul is being referred to here. I not know! They never really get around to telling you those things when they mention these facts. It seems like I’m just supposed to know… somehow… It’s also the day that the (alleged) Pied Piper of Hamelin (allegedly) piped 130 children away from the (actual) town to their (alleged) doom.