So…

According to available public sources, as well as individuals familiar with the matter but who requested anonymity because they were not authorized to speak on the matter, today is indeed…

Friday the 13th.

It just happens to come on a Wednesday this month.

Please take all available precautions.
Ladders should be avoided, as well as any sudden movements near mirrors.
Cracks in the pavement are anathema to the continued health of maternal skeletal structures.

The idea that the best thing you can do is to lay in a supply of duct tape and plastic sheeting seems ridiculous, when you come right down to it.

Thank you, Republican Party, for that important safety tip!!!
😉

The new British Prime Minister takes over today.
A woman whose name is May, taking office on July 13th…
Which would not seem to bode particularly well for her.

Cue the ominous music.

Or is the whole idea of bad luck attached to certain rather specific actions really just a load of hooey…?!?

Image found here.