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Mishegoss… (mostly because WordPress doesn’t recognize this word…)

So…

Here it is, the 20th (holy moly, is it the 20th already…?) – I say – here we are, two-thirds of the way through July, and things are starting to get seriously weird around the old homestead…

The presumptive first-lady-to-be delivers a keynote speech to the rabid faithful, and then goes into seclusion when it’s revealed that she lifted whole sections from the last presumptive first-lady-to-be’s keynote speech, eight years ago…

It’s unclear at this point whether the Republican establishment is upset more at the liberal media for pointing out the blatant plagiarism, or because the passages were taken from a
(… shudder…) Democrat.

Either way, it’s someone else’s fault…
Of course…

The Governor of New Jersey delivered a blistering attack on the presumptive Democratic nominee, accusing her (basically) of treason, cow tipping and baby punching.

This is the same governor, by the way, (and don’t tell me it was all his aides doing, that he had no knowledge of their actions, and never, ever expressed a desire to get even with said mayor… although you’re just terribly cute when you go all naive like that…) – I say – this is the governor who directed the lane closures on the George Washington Bridge, went sent massive waves of traffic surging through the streets of Fort Lee, NJ… because the mayor of said Fort Lee refused to endorse said Governor Bully’s campaign in 2013…

According to all available sources, most of whom spoke on the condition of anonymity (cowards…) the Republican Pot has repeatedly called the Democratic Kettle to discuss the ramifications of this event, along with potential scenarios in which the two sides can be reconciled.

So far, the kettle hasn’t returned the phone calls.
Mr.Pot has promised to call Mr. Kettle black…

On a more positive note, the Republican National Convention (a misnomer if ever there was one) does mark the return of the most famous comedy duo since the bitter, acrimonious breakup of Martin and Lewis… Abbott and Costello… Donald and Ivana…

It almost makes the whole fiasco of the Rug worth it, just to see these two working the same room again…

Of course, should the Rug actually win in November…
I may never laugh again…

 

Oh, yeah…
And today’s the anniversary of the first men walking on the moon, as well as the birthday of Cormac McCarthy and Petrarch…
But I don’t much feel like talking about them right now.

I realize that all of this… schtuff… (mishegoss, brew-ha-ha, ridiculousness, etc., etc., etc…), too, shall pass…

It just doesn’t particularly feel like it right now…

 

 

 

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