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Tired… oh, so very tired…

Dawg tired…

… notice how I spelled that word…

Dawg…

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I wanna write something pitty and withy, but the brain cells just aren’t co-operating today.

Kinda tough to keep the ol’ peepers a peepin’…

I get the computer fired up, and pull out all the reference materials, prepare to dazzle, and then…

dogge-sleeep

The only thing that appears even remotely capable of dazzling me right now is a pillow.

I get home very late at night from a very early morning, because I have another very early morning tomorrow… (or is it later today…?)… and all I want to do is…

tired-dog

‘Cause I’m dawg tired…

And then the alarm clock goes off…

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Stupid, stupid alarm clock…

You know, I actually think time travel is possible…

But only in the reverse direction.

When else can you go to bed and be awakened before you fell asleep…?
Except after a particularly long string of even longer days…

I’ll bet Einstein never thought of that, did he…?

Stupid, stupid Einstein…

So…

I can sleep and shower, but won’t have time to eat…
Or I can sleep and post, but can’t shower or eat.
Or I can eat and shower, and maybe dash off a post, but sleep will have to wait.

What to do…
What to do…

I think it’s being decided for me, actually…

Timber…!

gif-dog-is-so-tired-he-literally-falls-asleep

 

Wow!!!

Boy, am I tired.

Ready to become as one with the comforter…

Didn’t know college football season had started until someone at work was talking about it.
Didn’t know where my Almy Maturh was ranked until they told me.

Have no idea where we are in the baseball season…
I have no idea where the teams stand in their respective races…

 

September, I think…

 

And it’s time to get up.

Time to make the doughnuts.

I just wanna go back to bed.

I just wanna be rested.

Actually…

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Yeah…

That!

That ought to just about do it…

Your invitation to the ceremony is in the mail.

I’m registered at Bed, Bath and Beyond.

And you can forget about the bath and beyond.
Just focus on the bed part…

 

Like I am…

 

I’m so tired I can even think about formatting my sources, right now.

So sue me…

Maybe I’ll show for the court date…

If I haven’t thrown the stupid alarm clock out the window, by then…

 

 

All images found at their following respective websites, in the order of appearance…

http://www.enirvana.com.br/blog/2012/02/
http://dark-horse-adaptations.blogspot.com/2012/05/funny-tired-dogs-in-photos-images.html
https://plus.google.com/115121599638775139469
http://www.mentalhealthamerica.net/conditions/ideas-building-healthy-self-image-and-improving-self-esteem
http://giphy.com/search/sleepy-dog
http://guff.com/20-gifs-of-animals-falling-asleep
http://giphy.com/search/tired-dogs

 

 

Zzzzzzzzzzzzzz…!

 

 

 

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2 Comments

  1. Oh my dog! These are great images…..soporifics in themselves…make me want to sleep even though I just woke up.

    Hope you will soon get some rest. Sleep tight. Don’t let the bedbugs bite.

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