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Arrggghhhh!!!!!

It be Talk Like a Pirate Day around the world.
That day when ye be a lettin’ your inner buccaneer out o’ the brig, and let him be a gettin’ his sea legs goin’ for a bit.

(Is it just me, or does writing in Pirate Brogue look suspiciously like writing in a regional accent; such as, say… Southern…?)

Be ye a talkin’ like a pirate, or don’t ye, today is the day when Krispy Kreme may (or may not) be a giving free doughnuts to them customers what be plain speakin’, like…

Also, Long John Silvers be a floatin’ his wares your way, for them same customers…

Or maybe he ain’t.

Maybe both of them bilge rats ain’t honorin’ the code of the sea like they was afore…

I be sailin’ in other waters these days, and there ain’t been a sightin’ of Long John nor of the Kreme, for longer than I can recollect.

The winds be unkind this year, and I’ll be plying the waves far from civilization, so I ain’t got me no time to check up on these here persistent rumors.

But if any of ye scalawags hear tell of a certain Cap’t Morgan givin’ away his booty, you run up the Jolly Roger, pronto…

Wouldn’t want any of that treasure to get lost, now would we…?

 

 

 

 

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