Day: April 6, 2017

Ah, ha cha cha chaaaa…

  What can you do when the almighty gives you one almighty honkin’ schnoz…? Use it, of course…     Well, ch’uh!!! I wonder if that bird can squawk as well as the guy with the band. (… actually, I heard said bird cut loose, and the answer is… yes he can…) I’m seeing one mighty fine can opener there, just waiting to be deployed. Or perhaps an industrial strength hole punch… Awl, anyone? But God-forbid you’re in the immediate tri-state area when that bird has to sneeze… You could be taking your life into your own, er… um… claw, as it were…