Month: April 2017

Scourge of the Great White North…

  Seems a lot of people are having trouble with the concept of immigration these days… Well, I’m here to say there’s a new scourge on the horizon, and ain’t nobody even talking about it yet… And I want to know why. Why aren’t the fake media, with all their very fake news, heating up the airwaves with this story? Hmmmmm…? You see that picture above this text, up there? Do you see it..? Do you know what I see when I look at that picture…? You wanna know what I see? Do you want to know what I see when I look at that picture? I… See… GERMANY…! Now, I know you’ve always believed the Mercedes Benz line of cars comes from Germany. Heck, I’ve always believed it. German engineering, and all that hoo-haw… Fahrvergnügen, and all that clap-trap. Yeah, okay… That last one is from Volkswagen… Same difference! But the problem isn’t that the scene pictured is from some idyllic corner of Baden-Württemberg… The problem isn’t that the scene is peopled with, could …

Happy Birthday…

  A multitude of causes unknown to former times are now acting with a combined force to blunt the discriminating powers of the mind, and unfitting it for all voluntary exertion to reduce it to a state of almost savage torpor. Any of that sound familiar? Ringing any bells…? So said the man whose birthday we remember today. William Wordsworth, born on this date in 1770, helped (along with Coleridge) to launch the Romantic Age in English Literature.

Ah, ha cha cha chaaaa…

  What can you do when the almighty gives you one almighty honkin’ schnoz…? Use it, of course…     Well, ch’uh!!! I wonder if that bird can squawk as well as the guy with the band. (… actually, I heard said bird cut loose, and the answer is… yes he can…) I’m seeing one mighty fine can opener there, just waiting to be deployed. Or perhaps an industrial strength hole punch… Awl, anyone? But God-forbid you’re in the immediate tri-state area when that bird has to sneeze… You could be taking your life into your own, er… um… claw, as it were…