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It’s that time of the year, again…

 

You know what season I mean…

That time of the year when we live in mortal fear, terrified we’ll end up in the exact wrong place, at precisely the wrong time.
That occasion for which people barricade themselves behind closed (and locked) doors.
The reason people everywhere will go to elaborate lengths to safeguard the very air they breathe.

You know which time of the year I’m referring to…

 

*shudder*
Allergy Season!!!

 

 

Well… I mean… c’mon
Look at the size of the schnozes on these guys…
(Not Pierce Brosnan… I mean the statues…)
Do you for one minute think I wasn’t in horror every second of my time there?

No hands to cover their mouths when the allergic achoo was approaching…
No way to turn their heads, without bringing the structure sneezing down around our heads.
Billions of tiny chunks of granite snot flying about everywhere…

Oh, I was afraid…
I was petrified…
Thinking I could never live with these things by my side…

How would I survive?

I mean, each one of those faces alone is larger than my entire body.
And I’m not a small man, by any stretch…

Unless you’re talking Stretch Armstrong…
Or the NBA…

Okay, okay…
I’m not the tallest guy around…
But I’m not the smallest, either…

According to one website, the average height for a grown male in the US of A is…

 

 

Five feet, nine and one-half inches tall…

Or, saying it like an engineer…
5′ 9.5″
Also known as 1.763m… metrically speaking…

My particular height is 6′ 2″… or 1.879600000…
Gotta get all them zeroes in, when talking about your own height…

So as you can see, that’s gonna leave us with a whole lotta proboscitude going on.
Cambodia can be a very dangerous place, this time of year…

Well, I don’t know about you, but I feel this is something we have to address.
Now!!!
You can betcha-by-golly-wow the GOP is gonna claim this as a pre-existing condition.

So get those cards and letters rolling, people.
Write to your congress-person, and tell them you want coverage for CFBD included into any health legislation they may try ram down our throats.

Just say NO to the dreaded Cambodian Flying Booger Disease…

 

I know I’ll sleep better at night…

 

As is common with this particular blog, the pithy insights are few and far between…

But the childishness is free of charge, in ample supply, and furnished while you wait…

 

That is all…

 

 

 

The images are mine.
The videos were pulled from Youtube.

Anything else you can’t deal with in regard to this post is, I’m afraid, your own problem

 

 

 

 

 

 

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