Absurd, … but not really feeling it., Photography
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This by that…

Well, it’s been really… weird, around here…

Yesterday was the dreaded, great and powerful OZ… um, I mean a four easter, which was gonna decimate the eastern seaboard, the maritime provinces… and all of the space/time continuum, if the weather pundits were to be believed…
(I think I’ll start referring to them as ‘wundits’… or maybe the ‘peathers’… )
((Hmm… maybe I’ll have to come back to that one, when I’m feeling my usually caustic self.))
Meanwhile, when last we left our hero, back in the REAL world… the actual amount of snow that fell, over the 12 million hours we were told we were gonna die, was something akin to 2″… not the 12-18″, the 16 feet, the snowmageddon we had shoved down our throats…

I get it…
I get the fact that it’s better safe than sorry.
I get the fact that weather forecasting is a beastly difficult thing to do…

But the NY governor declared a state of emergency…
Roads were shut down…
First born children were sacrificed…

Okay…
Maybe not that last one.
But if the weather idiots…
(Or ‘widiots’… hmm… that one has promise…)
I say, if the widiots had had their way…

So, you’ve got a day of panic shopping, along with all the worrying that goes along with it…
You’ve got the day of the event… or the 2-3 days, it you actually listen to the numbskulls (or (insert your own euphemism here)) over at your news source of choice would have you believe…
And then you’ve got your aftermath, where your told how lucky we were, and how it really was much worse than even the (blatant ratings grabbers) predicted, and now it’s time to prepare for

🎼Bum, bum, BUUUUMMMMM!🎧!!!!!!

It’s coming…
To a weather forecast near you!!!
The greatest ecological disaster to hit your area since… the last one…
It’s here…

FOUR-EASTER… PLUS ONE…

That would make it like a… let’s see multiply this by that…
Carry the one…

That would be like a Three-easter… no, wait… a Five easter…
Unless the snow happens in another month…
Then the cute little naming exercise will have to come up with something else.

Wait a minute…
What if the storm in question happens on…

EASTER…?

Why, that would be the dreaded, the fabled, and the just guaranteed to cause massive accidents, on a scale even the Hanes people are unprepared for… the legendary…

EASTER-EASTER…

Should it come in from he west, however, it would have to be called the Wester-Easter…
And should it fizzle out, just like most every other gloom and doom weather segment, I say we call it the Neener Neener Easter…

What are these guys, Republican Economists…?
In spite of their undeniably and catastrophically wrong predictions, across the board, they keep the same old hits just a coming…

 

The above picture was taken earlier in the month, between easter’s two and three, if memory serves…

When it was 70 degrees, fahrenheit…

 

Like I said… weird, huh…?

 

 

 

 

 

 

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