Absurd, I got nothin'…
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What the…?

April Fools…

… a day late…

So, I got up this morning to some five or six inches of the white stuff…
And we’re not referring to the sand of a pristine tropical beach, here…
Nor are we talking about a newly minted stack of printer paper, either…

The equinox was a coupla’ two tree weeks back that away (⬅ that way, if anyone’s counting…) and here we are, technically speaking, right in the middling throes of Spring…

… make sure you hit the cut-off man…

I’m thinking about throwing in the towel, (to the south, for those of you keeping score at home…) where the weather is concerned…

No… you’re pointing east… I said south…
You know… where it’s warm…
Where Spring sprang a coupla’ two tree months ago…

… if you must know…

Can’t even get a weather April Fools to show up when it’s supposed to.
Is it too much to ask that an April Fools joke actually arrive on April Fools?

Hmmmmm?
Is it…?
Hmmmmm?

Or is that a part of the joke of it all…?

Maybe the snow was being secretly ironic, with each and every little flake of it’s cotton pickin’, good golly miss molly that’s some kinda cold excretion…

… bless it’s pea pickin’ little heart…

 

 

Cue the maniacal laughter…

And (of course), it’s already fading away…

Can’t even get a proper snit going about the whole thing, before it just ups and goes and melts…

How the heck am I gonna get my rage on, (a regular part of your daily dosage of manipulation (FOX News says we should go this way… 🔄)) if the weather refuses to co-operate…?

Hmmmmm…..?

Your mileage may vary…

 

 

 

 

 

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6 Comments

  1. It’s all a secret scheme of nature’s to get your blood boiling but not enough to go on a full-fledged cathartic rant. Or is that climate change? One never can tell these days which way the wind blows. Happy Spring hunting. 😁

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