You know what season I mean… That time of the year when we live in mortal fear, terrified we’ll end up in the exact wrong place, at precisely the wrong time. That occasion for which people barricade themselves behind closed (and locked) doors.
Oh, but wait… Oh, but that one was… Yeah, about that… But you don’t understand… Image found here.
Ah, HA HA HA HA HA!!! Sing it with me… “Babe.” (Oboe solo, which kinda sounds like:) Oom, bah bah, Oom bah bah, Oom bah bah, Oom “I got you, babe…” Oom, bah bah, Oom bah bah, Oom bah bah, Oom “I got you babe…” Woof!!! Some things just don’t age as well as others… Image found here.
… how’d they do that…? Oh, yeah… We practically begged them to do it to us. We even paid them, to do that to us… Image found here.
Seems a lot of people are having trouble with the concept of immigration these days… Well, I’m here to say there’s a new scourge on the horizon, and ain’t nobody even talking about it yet… And I want to know why. Why aren’t the fake media, with all their very fake news, heating up the airwaves with this story? Hmmmmm…? You see that picture above this text, up there? Do you see it..? Do you know what I see when I look at that picture…? You wanna know what I see? Do you want to know what I see when I look at that picture? I… See… GERMANY…! Now, I know you’ve always believed the Mercedes Benz line of cars comes from Germany. Heck, I’ve always believed it. German engineering, and all that hoo-haw… Fahrvergnügen, and all that clap-trap. Yeah, okay… That last one is from Volkswagen… Same difference! But the problem isn’t that the scene pictured is from some idyllic corner of Baden-Württemberg… The problem isn’t that the scene is peopled with, could …
