All posts tagged: weather

Where’s the title…?

No birthdays to celebrate with this post… Not that there aren’t enough to go around. I just don’t feel the celebratory spirit moving me today… Not so much. The snow and ice, despite day after day of above freezing temperatures, and rain, doesn’t seem willing to let go just yet. It can’t seem to understand that it’s time has come and gone. And that if I don’t get some frickin’ Spring action kickin’ up it’s heels around here – pronto – there’s gonna be tàh-rubble… Image found here.  

SNOWPOCALYPSE!!!!

IT’S HERE!!! YOU’RE DOOMED!!! YOU AIN’T SEEN NOTHING LIKE IT!!! NEVER,NEVER, EVER, NEVER, EVER!!! We’re all gonna die. Right this second. Any minute now. Storm of the century! The second one this year. The fifth storm of the century in the last two years. RUN!!! HIDE!!! You can’t run. You can’t hide. You’ll never make it. You’re screwed. Coming in our next half-hour, we’ll have 5 things you can do to prepare for the next big one. Without these precautions, you might as well just tuck your head between your knees and ki… THIS JUST IN!!!